Showing posts with label witty 'one liner'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label witty 'one liner'. Show all posts

Monday, August 20, 2012

Snippet #17


“And you don’t expect to get a pretty girl?” I shot back.
Jonáš made a face, “Pansexual, sweetheart. Doesn’t have to be a pretty girl. A pretty boy will do just fine. I’m not picky.”

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Snippet #11


“I don’t know if she’s really that deep, or if the rest of us are just really that shallow.”

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Snippet #9

There was no way this girl was real. She was like Captain America, sworn to stick up for those who can’t do it for themselves. 

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